Let me go back: for months I had a breakout on one side of my face, sort of on my chin, sort of underneath my jaw. Finally one day I stumbled on some stupid meme (take your left hand off your face, uncross your legs and sit up straight) and I had my ah-ha moment, as Oprah says except Oprah only uses an iPad so whatever. The acne was from my hand - dastardly appendage that it is. Problem solved - I do not sit like that anymore.
Recently I’ve been wrapped up in an even worse nightmare, which is … The Mystery of the Neck Breakouts. Neck breakouts are disgusting, unless you’re a guy in which case they are screened out by most eyes - due to their common nature, and the fact that we understand you have to shave and feel bad for you about the ingrowns.
FINALLY today it dawned on me, after sleuthing around in the depths of my mind, that the breakouts are from my new obsession with hairspray and are thus an unfortunate bi-product of the perfect beachy wave system I’ll share with you tomorrow.
And they might be worth it.
Have you ever had mystery beauty issues - and solved them?